The Honeymooners. Ch9

The Honeymooners.

Chapter 9: At last!
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This story is not offical in anyway for the Phineas and Ferb series.
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Down in the lobby, where the rest of the group are still at...

"Oh! Phineas dropped his cellphone!" Candace says as she finds the phone on Phineas's seat. "I should probably bring it back to him."

"Wait! I'm coming too!" Vanessa says. "I want to see just how great the honeymoon suite they got is compared to our room. How about the rest of you?"

Ferb shows interest in seeing what kind of room Phineas managed to get. Mishti shows interest too, but Baljeet...

"The moment I see it, I know I'll be disappointed with my room when I come back to it." Baljeet says, causing his girlfriend to giggle.

"You guys go ahead." Jeremy says. "I'm gonna go back to our room to make sure Amanda is still asleep."
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Originally just wanting to bring his cellphone back, Candace and the other are now on their way to visit Phineas and Isabella in their suite. Sadly, they don't realize they at this time, they are unwelcomed guests.

"If they have a hot tub or something in there, I'm staying!" Baljeet says.

After a short walk, the group finds the room they've been looking for. Candace walks up to the door, prepares to knock...

"CANDACE! WAIT!" Vanessa shouts. "Look at the door knob!"

"The doorknob?" Candace says as she looks down and looks at the knob. Sadly, when she looks down, she sees a 'personal' item of Isabella. "I-is that a bra?"

"A bra hanging on the doorknob." Vanessa says. "You know what that means!"

"Actually, I have no clue what it means."

Then, Baljeet of all people says..."Normally, a sock hanging on the doorknob of a bedroom signifies that someone in their is having sex, so a roommate or friend won't walk in on anyone. But in this case, it's a women's bra, which is also acceptable since it's also a pretty strong sign!"

"Baljeet?" Mishti asks, since her and everyone else is now looking at Baljeet funny. "How do you know all that?"

"Buford taught me things in college that kept me from dying."

"YOU MEAN TO TELL ME MY BROTHER AND ISABELLA ARE...EWW!" Candace screams in disgust. "Well...maybe they're not actually doing anything in there!"

At this point, they begin hearing things inside the room.

"...oh...oh...ah..oh..."

Hearing Isabella's voice, the way she's sounding, leaves the group outside with their eyes wide open.

"Oh my God, they actually are doing it!" Candace says with horror.

"Good for them." Vanessa says with a smile. "It's about time those two have some fun."

"FUN? You honestly believe that I would call what those two are doing in there FUN?"

"Well, fun for them."

The longer the group stands out in front of the doors, the louder Isabella moans...

"Oh...Phineas...OH...PHINEAS!"

"Oh great. Know I'm getting jealous too!" Candace says. "How is it that Isabella is making sounds like THOSE on her first time? And...and..." Then she looks down and checks the bra on the doorknob. "And how does someone so much younger then me have a bigger chest then me?"

As Candace and Vanessa argues over the subject at hand, Ferb continues listening on what's going inside, all while keeping up a straight face. Then, as usual, he speaks and knows precisely what to say. "Here comes the 'ah-ah-ah-ah'.

"The what?" Candace asks.
"The what?" Vanessa asks.

"...ah...aahh...AHH...AAAHH!"

"OH, I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

Unable to listen to what is happening in the Honeymoon suite, Candace covers her ears and runs away. Completely forgetting about Phineas's cellphone and leaves behind Ferb, Vanessa, Baljeet, and Mishti. However, it seems the latter two are about ready to leave too.

"Mmm...that doesn't sound that bad at all in there." Mishti says with an aroused look on her face. "Baljeet, are you ready to head back to OUR room?"

With a concerned and somewhat nervous look on his face, Baljeet answers..."Umm...why do you look scary all of a sudden."

"I'm just going to make this short and simple. We're going back to our room." She says as she grabs hold of his shoulder. "Let's go!"

Practically dragging her boyfriend behind her as she returns to her room, Mishti has just made plans with Baljeet. Baljeet himself is now feeling a very strange combination of excitement...and mortal fear."

"BE GENTLE!" He screams as he's dragged away.

And now, all who're left is Ferb and his wife, Vanessa.

"Well Ferb, since everyone else is going to be getting at it...how about you I get hot and sweaty too?"

The silent Ferb...answers no via head shake.

"WHAT! COME ON! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY NOT IN THE MOOD?"

Ferb nods, showing he's serious. He then proceeds to walk away to return to their room.

"He really knows how to play hard to get. I'm not liking it."
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Awhile after the group outside left, and after Phineas is no longer able to do any more, he and Isabella, with Phineas now practically exhausted and Isabella breathing heavily, have finally done what they've been meaning to do since they got married. Now that they're done, they're simply snuggling up under the blankets together.

"Wow." Isabella says. "That was DEFINITELY worth the wait."

"Yeah, I wish we did that earlier." Phineas answers. "It was nowhere near as bad as I expected."

"Why would it of been bad?"

"Well, I thought I'd stop being like the innocent little boy I use to be after doing that. I sort of explained to you before. I was kind of afraid of...well, growing up. And I wasn't sure if that was what I wanted."

"THAT'S what this has been about?" Isabella asks. "Phineas what we did is completely normal. Everyone does it! Your parents, your sis-"

"Yes, yes yes." Phineas interrupts. "Vanessa made that VERY clear."

"We could of done that 1000 times way back when we were in college! And if we did, you as Phineas Flynn, would never change! What we just did now, you as Phineas, Flynn, HAVEN'T changed. I haven't changed either. All we really did is express our love to its fullest."

"You don't say." Phineas says, as he now begins to realize everything now. He realizes now that she's right. He doesn't feel any change in himself. He still feels like the same fun loving, boredom killing Phineas Flynn. "Isabella, I was right to marry you! Thank you very much."

After a short giggle, she answers..."Your very welcome, Phineas. I love you."

"And I love you too."

Now ultimately happy with the way their night turned out, during and after the actual fun. The two move in and give each other a love embracing hug. This really was a great night for them.

"Up for another round then?" Phineas asks.

"You better believe it!"

And with that, they begin making out and begin round two.